I'm spreading the lulz...

[strange_bt_true]

Hi. Stop whatever it is you are doing, and go check this out. Seriously. Right now. Why, you ask? Imagine the lulziest piece of descriptive writing in the entire world. Got it? Okay, now times that by a million. And then square it.

You won't regret it.

My sister and I just spent 5 very pleasant minutes rolling on the floor and wheezing. Occasionally, one of us would manage to say "EELS" or "SNAILS" or "HER TONGUE WAS LIKE A FERRET" and then we would start laughing again. It's a good memory.

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[anothersadsong.livejournal.com]

HER SPINE WAS A SNAKE.

...

that must make sitting and standing and bending and everything very uncomfortable, what with her back being a rattlesnake and all.

*dies laughing*

[strange-bt-true.livejournal.com]

Did you see the illustration?

Oh. My. God.

Two whole pages of that. TWO PAGES. I love the internet.

[unlurkster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh, man, you gotta see this: http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/

[strange-bt-true.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

OMG. DELICIOUS. OMG.

....What? What the hell was that? Was that meant to be hott? Because... yeah. No.

[unlurkster.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDD

Dude I am writing girl!Ryan/girl!Spencer now!!

[strange-bt-true.livejournal.com]

I was all :DDDDD and then DDDDD: and then :DDDDDDDD again, because really. Hall of Harlots? That shit is gold.

\o/ \o/ Is that your Big Bang? Mine kind of... the idea started bugging me and so it's kind of come to a screeching halt. D: BUT I WILL PERSEVERE.

[unlurkster.livejournal.com]

Yes! What's your idea? Maybe you can come unstuck again? THEY WON'T KISS DAMNIT.

[liztaya.livejournal.com]

Basically, I was talking to Lee and I said something along the lines of "omg dude, I want Cabbabies in high school and Cash is douchey and faily and Singer is adorable and Johnson is a ninja!" and then I started writing.

BUT MY BRAIN WON't GIVE ME MORE.b :(

[strange-bt-true.livejournal.com]

...And I just replied as my sister.

/o\

[unlurkster.livejournal.com]

Lol I did wonder who that was, it's all good!

If I could command your brain to give you more I would. :((((