Epic fail, body.

GUYS, IT'S LIKE I'M PREGNANT. (Or, not really, unless it was some creepy immaculate conception thing. Ew.) I've been feeling off lately, but it's the sneaky kind of sickness. I prefer a good honest cold- one knows exactly what to do in the face of a cold: eat a shitload of oranges, drink soup and whine to your concerned sounding parent/friend/sibling on the phone. Never fails. But I feel all naseous and light headed and I have these weird heart pain. Sigh. I can't stomach the thought of food; I'm eating the world's tiniest green salad and... some sort of protein. I'm tired of reading the labels on all those vegetarian boxes. It tastes kind of like salted cardboard though- YUM.

I've become one of those people who friends everyone and then lurks. Ew. Not cool. On that note, I'm off to make some noise.

Hope you all had a great day! Ooooh, today's most awesome song: That 70's Song by The Cab. Eternal thanks to

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