Epic fail, body.

[strange_bt_true]

GUYS, IT'S LIKE I'M PREGNANT. (Or, not really, unless it was some creepy immaculate conception thing. Ew.) I've been feeling off lately, but it's the sneaky kind of sickness. I prefer a good honest cold- one knows exactly what to do in the face of a cold: eat a shitload of oranges, drink soup and whine to your concerned sounding parent/friend/sibling on the phone. Never fails. But I feel all naseous and light headed and I have these weird heart pain. Sigh. I can't stomach the thought of food; I'm eating the world's tiniest green salad and... some sort of protein. I'm tired of reading the labels on all those vegetarian boxes. It tastes kind of like salted cardboard though- YUM.

I've become one of those people who friends everyone and then lurks. Ew. Not cool. On that note, I'm off to make some noise.

Hope you all had a great day! Ooooh, today's most awesome song: That 70's Song by The Cab. Eternal thanks to

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Comments

[mysteriouswolf1.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry you're feeling strangely sick. You should definitely go see a doctor though. SOUNDS like a heart attack, but you're too young, AND you would've already had it by now. Not trying to freak you out, just trying to figure out what could be wrong. That's like the only thing it sounds like to me though. Anyway, go see a doc soon girl. Just to be on the safe side. =)

I hope you find out what it is, and feel better soon! ^__^

[strange-bt-true.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that when I read this I cracked up a little?

"SOUNDS like a heart attack, but you're too young, AND you would've already had it by now." Yeah. I think I'm twisted. Will definitely go see a doctor soon. *is sad* I really hate being sick, although you'd think I'd be used to it by now!

[mysteriouswolf1.livejournal.com]

Naw, it's not wrong that you laughed. My dad had a heart attack in his 20's though, because he over-worked himself, but, he told me what it felt like when he did, so I was just saying what I thought it sounded like.

*shrug* I don't know, probably just something little. Like a stomach bug.

[zany-maiden.livejournal.com]

It's actually my baby your having.

Just thought you might like to know ;)