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I've eaten so much that I an forced to lie on my bed and try not to throw up. I'm half convinced that I'm pregnant, that's how bulgy I feel. Hee, that reminds me of that scene in Juno where she's telling her delightfully skanky best friend that she's pregnant, and her friend says "It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?". I don't know why that amuses me so much. I'm going to try thinking about things that don't make me giggle; I might just burst.